Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
Everyone is doomed. I’d like to remind you that I’m better than you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this game will be a celebration of my superiority.Why should you play this?
To entertain me. I designed this game myself for my entertainment… I’m sorry to disappoint you. Come on, don’t worry… I’ll definitely make you feel like you have a shot. What’s this game?
This is a game of platforming which makes use of ability. It’s a game of a little snail (you) trying to defeat an actual god (me).What else can you expect in this video game?
Take 3 hours of fun with me (an exclusive package, may I add).Precise action-platforming A amount of dying playing around with the illusions and mastery of accomplishmentThe hopes of defeating meEventually. It’s a fun mystery to unravel…the meaning of life
I can’t wait to see you figure out what’s going on there… lol
You’ll see you on the other side,
Squid


As reviewed by mha r34 comic